No Really.

I'm 27. I live with my boyfriend in a largish city in the midwest. I'm a therapist. I work with kids with severe behavioral issues.

If you don't laugh, you're dead.

phatkat811 at g m a i l dot com
Thu Apr 16
I am completely in love with my boyfriend.
However, I can’t deny the mood-altering properties of a dream in which I’m a castaway and Sawyer is my boytoy.

(Also, in typical kt’s-dreams-never-make-sense fashion, he was helping me properly fit a bicycle helmet so that I could enter a race. On a deserted island. Whatever.)

I am completely in love with my boyfriend.

However, I can’t deny the mood-altering properties of a dream in which I’m a castaway and Sawyer is my boytoy.

(Also, in typical kt’s-dreams-never-make-sense fashion, he was helping me properly fit a bicycle helmet so that I could enter a race. On a deserted island. Whatever.)

Fri Apr 3
sleight-of-fate:

jilllian:
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I. LOVE. THIS. (And I feel a little guilty because one of my clients is a teenage cutter.) Nah, the laughter is overriding the guilt right now.

sleight-of-fate:

jilllian:

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I. LOVE. THIS. (And I feel a little guilty because one of my clients is a teenage cutter.) Nah, the laughter is overriding the guilt right now.

Mon Mar 30
Catball

Catball

$$$

I managed to fit a satellite radio receiver into my budget for next month. Excitement!! As much time as I spend in my car these days, I’m sick of all my CDs and every local radio station and the lame-ass local commercials. Plus, Sirius isn’t too bad - $6.99 a month for an a la carte plan - whichever 50 stations I want.

So, when I get my next paycheck, I’ma order me one. And I’m gonna try to be completely rockstar and install it myself rather than paying Best Buy $70 to do it. (Plus, I’ll just suction-cup it to my dash. No need to rip the thing apart, especially since I’m getting a dock-and-play radio and MAYBE one day I’ll get a home docking kit too, or an extra car kit for Mark’s truck if he wants it or something. <—He’s been generous with loaning me his GPS so I can return the favor.)

I’m also trying so hard to stick to a budget. After month 1, I went over in a number of areas. :) Parts of that are not my fault so much. I went ahead and paid off the next three months’ worth of car insurance. I also underestimated the cost of my gas. I had to replace a tire that got a nail in it. And I shopped too much. :) (But I got two REALLY cute, REALLY comfy pairs of shoes for work. And some flattering shirts because I was having an I-feel-fat day when I bought the shoes.)

But I did put exactly what I wanted into savings and ALMOST exactly what I wanted toward my credit card, and I’m going to make up what I didn’t put toward the credit card.

Goals=paying off the credit card by my birthday, 2010. Then, as a present to myself, LASIK!! (Yay for flex spending!) And possibly a new laptop at that point too, but I’m trying not to have to get that until the credit card debt is gone.

And for this month, I want new jeans and another pair of flip-flops, and probably more work-friendly shirts. (Work wardrobe is casual, true, but my wardrobe leans toward WAY casual - like ripped jeans and smart-ass t-shirt casual. Or too-low-cut-for-working-with-children casual. <—hey, I’ve got it, I flaunt it.)

And for Mark’s birthday in May, we’re going to Cleveland for the long weekend. OK, so it’s not a hugely glamorous trip - haha. But we’re going to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and staying at a bed and breakfast. That also needs to fit into the budget…or I can dip into savings for a minute. Maybe. (Savings is savings but it’s also vacay money, I decided.)

Balancing my own budget, decreasing the deficit, AND stimulating the economy. I’m damn good. Obama needs to make me his financial advisor.

Sun Mar 22
Dear Pollen-
There are few things on this earth that I love more than being outside when it is 68 degrees and sunny with nary a cloud in the sky.
You, however, are turning one of my favorite things into an absolute bitch.
KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF.
Love, KT

Dear Pollen-


There are few things on this earth that I love more than being outside when it is 68 degrees and sunny with nary a cloud in the sky.

You, however, are turning one of my favorite things into an absolute bitch.

KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF.

Love, KT

Fri Mar 20
Why I have been sneezing all week.
(courtesy of pollen.com)

Why I have been sneezing all week.

(courtesy of pollen.com)

sleight-of-fate:

laurelanne:

hotg0ssip:
(via ohash)

me.

I am sooooo going to hang this up at work in order to remind myself NOT to be like this!! LOL!!!

sleight-of-fate:

laurelanne:

hotg0ssip:

(via ohash)

me.

I am sooooo going to hang this up at work in order to remind myself NOT to be like this!! LOL!!!

Tue Mar 17

I love this stuff...thanks Jess!

From http://www.paulsadowski.org/BirthDay.asp

(Cut and pasted some of the more interesting stuff - it’s a LOOONG report)

Your date of conception was on or about 18 November 1980 which was a Tuesday.

(Not true. I was born a full four weeks after my due date. Mom was doing everything she could to get me the hell outta there!)

You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Leo.
Your Life path number is 11.

(I’ve had psychics (whether real or fake) tell me that as well, and since I was born on the 11th, I’m a double-11. What’s odd is that significant events in my life tend to happen on the 11th. I met Mark on 1/11/08.)

Your fortune cookie reads:
Only love lets us see normal things in an extraordinary way.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4 <—Mark, 8, 11 & 22.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 6.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/5/1981 and ending 1/24/1982.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Rooster.


(I prefer to call it the Cock. Because I’m 12.)


Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry.

(Both very yummy.)


You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).


(Hopefully this means I’m fertile….not that I want to find out anytime soon.)


Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 11 Av 5741.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 12 Av 5741.

(Was born well before sunrise, not to mention sundown.)


As of 3/17/2009 9:03:14 AM EDT
You are 27 years old.
You are 331 months old.
You are 1,440 weeks old.
You are 10,080 days old.
You are 241,929 hours old.
You are 14,515,743 minutes old.
You are 870,944,594 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
J-Boog (1985)Hollywood Hulk Hogan (1953)Steve Wozniak (1950)Reverend Jerry Falwell (1933)Arlene Dahl (1928)Mike Douglas (1925)

Alex Haley (1921)

(OK, who the eff is J-Boog?? And I knew about Falwell. Eep.)

Top songs of 1981
Physical by Olivia Newton-JohnBette Davis Eyes by Kim CarnesEndless Love by Diana Ross & Lionel RichieArthur’s Theme by Christopher CrossKiss On My List by Daryl Hall & John OatesJessie’s Girl by Rick SpringfieldI Love a Rainy Night by Eddie Rabbitt9 to 5 by Dolly PartonPrivate Eyes by Daryl Hall & John OatesRapture by Blondie


Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.94520547945205 years old. (Life’s just a big chewy bone for you!)

Your lucky day is Sunday.
Your lucky number is 1 & 4.
Your ruling planet(s) is Sun.
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th.
Your opposition sign is Aquarius.
Your opposition number(s) is 8.

Your birth flower is GLADIOLA

Your birthstone is Peridot

The Mystical properties of Peridot

Peridot is used to help dreams become a reality.
(YAY!! Love this!)
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Sardonyx, Diamond, Jade

Your birth tree is
Poplar, the Uncertainty (I’m not certain how I feel about that)
Looks very decorative (meh), no self-confident behaviour (I’ve been told I come across as confident enough, although I don’t fake it well if I’m unsure), only courageous if necessary (what does that mean?), needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings (yes, but don’t we all?), very choosy (In some ways, I suppose, but not overall), often lonely (no), great animosity (no), artistic nature (yes), good organiser (hahaha, NO), tends to philosophy (YES), reliable in any situation (I’d like to think so), takes partnership serious.(Most def.)

Mark’s tree was absolutely dead on though:

Chestnut Tree, the Honesty Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.