No Really.

I'm 27. I live with my boyfriend in a largish city in the midwest. I'm a therapist. I work with kids with severe behavioral issues.

If you don't laugh, you're dead.
Wed Mar 4

i just made the most amazing salad:

sleight-of-fate:

  • baked tostitos scoops
  • chopped romaine lettuce
  • boneless, skinless chicken breast stir-fried in minced garlic, louisiana hot sauce, worcestershire sauce, and black pepper
  • black beans
  • taco seasoning
  • sweet red onions
  • fat-free sour cream
  • shredded mozzarella cheese
  • hot salsa
BLISS.

Oh my god. I got on here to talk about my awesome salad!:

  • chopped romaine
  • tomatoes
  • black beans/corn/onions, simmered with minced garlic and chili powder
  • black olives
  • crushed nacho doritos
  • seasoned grilled chicken (salt/pepper/garlic powder/onion powder/cayenne/paprika/cilantro)
  • shredded sharp cheddar
  • pace picante sauce
  • low fat sour cream

That’s some twilight zone shit.